Blog Number Twenty: Drop Six, The "To Die" List, College Football, the NFL, and Random Thoughts
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Before we get to the topics at hand, WE'RE FUCKING BACK BITCHES!!!! After a LONG two month hiatus, The Razor's Edge is back with a whole new blog, and we're crankier than ever. So what, goddammit, it's been two months, what the fuck are you gonna do?
Before we get to the topics at hand, WE'RE FUCKING BACK BITCHES!!!! After a LONG two month hiatus, The Razor's Edge is back with a whole new blog, and we're crankier than ever. So what, goddammit, it's been two months, what the fuck are you gonna do?
Quote of the Day
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Nelville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson), "Snakes On A Plane"
This band is fucking awesome live; they're new album, "New Blood Evoution" is in stores now. We here at the Edge would only describe Drop Six as an amazing combination of Bad Brains, Hatebreed, and Korn...with a really hot guitarist named Mischa (pictured right).
Get the album, goddammit. Trust me, this thing kicks some major ass.
On a personal note, a big thanks to Jacy (bassist extrodinaire) for being a straight up nice guy to the crew and I (Thanks for the CD).
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And now for something completely different....anywhere the crew and I go, I am always asked, "What is this 'To-Die List' y'all blog about?" What a schlorly question we shall answer...just about now.
The infamous "To-Die List" started way before the blog even existed. The list is copied from Tom Leykis' "Dead Pool," in which people pick celebs, politicans, and other they think might die within a year's time. The Edge's "To-Die List" is a little different, at least, in this is a growing list of people we really want to see die a horrible, disgusting death. A better way of explaining this list is a vengence list; just a list of people that are so vile, evil, or downright fucked up that we here at the Edge feel these people deserve to visit the infernal regions of each and every rung of Hell.
Barry Bonds, Floyd Landis, Justin Gatlin, and LaTasha Jenkins all greatly deserve this honor to be on the Edge's list. Anyone, in our opinion, to blatantly cheat at their individual sport in order to get ahead (Baseball, Cycling, and Track and Field respectfully) deserved 50 lashes with a tire iron, ala Tonya Harding. These wastes of human space are also deserving of disembowelment by a tuning fork, dismemberment by a rusty butter knife, and then sauteed in a frying pan using dirty oil from the Exxon Valdez tanker accident and eaten by Jeffery Dahlmer.
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Thank God for the starting of the college football/NFL seasons. It's about goddamn time for real fucking sport to come back for yet another season of hard-hitting, gridiron competition. The glorious Washington State Cougars will face the Nation's fourth ranked Auburn in Alabama Saturday. I know what you're thinking, this could be a bloodbath. Auburn could destroy the amazing Cougs within the first quarter. Oh, but ye of little faith! Alex Brink to Jason Hill, TOUCHDOWN COUGS! Alright, so we're fucking dreaming. But hey, it could happen.
On the lighter side of things, the uncrowned NFL champion Seattle Seahawks start their 2006/2007 campaign at the scene of the crime versus Detroit at Ford Field. The last time the Hawks were in Detroit the referees stole the NFL Championship from the Hawks. Could lightning strike twice? (Let's be honest, the Pittsburgh Steelers never won the game in Feburary, the referees GAVE them the Vince Lombardi Trophy. The Steelers never EARNED anything. Period.)
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Because it's been a while since we've blogged, we here at the Edge surmised this edition the twentieth Razor's Edge blog should be somewhat of a special blog and, therefore, include something of a special segment to commemerate this milestone of a twentieth edition of the Razor's Edge.
so, without further ado...from omegaman's bs ranch in farmington, new mexico, we bring to you:
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Nelville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson), "Snakes On A Plane"
This band is fucking awesome live; they're new album, "New Blood Evoution" is in stores now. We here at the Edge would only describe Drop Six as an amazing combination of Bad Brains, Hatebreed, and Korn...with a really hot guitarist named Mischa (pictured right).
Get the album, goddammit. Trust me, this thing kicks some major ass.
On a personal note, a big thanks to Jacy (bassist extrodinaire) for being a straight up nice guy to the crew and I (Thanks for the CD).
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
And now for something completely different....anywhere the crew and I go, I am always asked, "What is this 'To-Die List' y'all blog about?" What a schlorly question we shall answer...just about now.
The infamous "To-Die List" started way before the blog even existed. The list is copied from Tom Leykis' "Dead Pool," in which people pick celebs, politicans, and other they think might die within a year's time. The Edge's "To-Die List" is a little different, at least, in this is a growing list of people we really want to see die a horrible, disgusting death. A better way of explaining this list is a vengence list; just a list of people that are so vile, evil, or downright fucked up that we here at the Edge feel these people deserve to visit the infernal regions of each and every rung of Hell.
Barry Bonds, Floyd Landis, Justin Gatlin, and LaTasha Jenkins all greatly deserve this honor to be on the Edge's list. Anyone, in our opinion, to blatantly cheat at their individual sport in order to get ahead (Baseball, Cycling, and Track and Field respectfully) deserved 50 lashes with a tire iron, ala Tonya Harding. These wastes of human space are also deserving of disembowelment by a tuning fork, dismemberment by a rusty butter knife, and then sauteed in a frying pan using dirty oil from the Exxon Valdez tanker accident and eaten by Jeffery Dahlmer.
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Thank God for the starting of the college football/NFL seasons. It's about goddamn time for real fucking sport to come back for yet another season of hard-hitting, gridiron competition. The glorious Washington State Cougars will face the Nation's fourth ranked Auburn in Alabama Saturday. I know what you're thinking, this could be a bloodbath. Auburn could destroy the amazing Cougs within the first quarter. Oh, but ye of little faith! Alex Brink to Jason Hill, TOUCHDOWN COUGS! Alright, so we're fucking dreaming. But hey, it could happen.
On the lighter side of things, the uncrowned NFL champion Seattle Seahawks start their 2006/2007 campaign at the scene of the crime versus Detroit at Ford Field. The last time the Hawks were in Detroit the referees stole the NFL Championship from the Hawks. Could lightning strike twice? (Let's be honest, the Pittsburgh Steelers never won the game in Feburary, the referees GAVE them the Vince Lombardi Trophy. The Steelers never EARNED anything. Period.)
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Because it's been a while since we've blogged, we here at the Edge surmised this edition the twentieth Razor's Edge blog should be somewhat of a special blog and, therefore, include something of a special segment to commemerate this milestone of a twentieth edition of the Razor's Edge.
so, without further ado...from omegaman's bs ranch in farmington, new mexico, we bring to you:
--random thoughts--
*one...dave grohl has always been a real cool guy, not to mention a multi-talented dude and an even better interview. every single interview i have ever seen of grohl's have been funny, honest, and entertaining. grohl was quoted on the austrailing broadcasting corp thursday as saying he and the foo fighters will be drinking beers with two men, who listened exclusively to the foo's music while trapped underground in a mine in austrailia for two weeks in may, while on tour down under next month.
we here at the edge have a lot of respect and admiration for ANY star that comes clean and does this for fans. they really don't have to, they're rich and really don't have the time to deal with us peasents. but when people like grohl and foo's mean what they and give back to the fans like this in a big way, it brings smiles all around. unlike that fucking moron brad pitt who was interviewed in new orleans in front of torn down houses talking about his new kids. fuck you, brad pitt, you vain, insensitive motherfucker.
**two...kenneth starr (yeah, that whitewater guy) filed a petition to bring an alaska free speech case before the us supreme court. in march the 9th circuit court of appeals sided with a fomer high school student when he held up a sign that read "bong hits 4 jesus" at an Olympic torch relay event. the principal for juneau-douglas high school in juneau, alaska (juneau, because i sure don't...hahahahaha) then suspended joseph frederick "for violating the school's policy of promoting illegal substances at a school-sanctioned event." the appeals court ruled the principal at the time, deborah morse, did violate frederick's free speech.
this even, by the way, wasn't even on school grounds. how dare this fasicst in school administraive garb suspend this guy for making a sign. fuck school administrators and i hope you and every bitch like you dies a horrible death.
***three...the seattle mariners are not going to the playoffs (again) this season. they are 14 game out of first place, 7 games below .500, and a great pitcher traded (Jamie Moyer), this team really, really sucks. not to mention, in 2004 mariners' gm bill bavasi decided to hire david lander as a talent scout. who's david lander you ask? it's fucking squiggy from the "laverne and shirley" television show. don't believe me? check out his bio on imdb.com
four...just a passing A-D-D moment, but don't you hate it when you spend most of your life getting a degree of some type for a specific thing and you find a lack of jobs in your field?
****five...according to imdb.com, tom cruise was alledgedly dropped from paramount for making comment regarding brooke shields' use of post-nadal anti-depressants. you know something? who in the fuck cares whether or not tom cruise will ever make another movie again? he won't be hurting for money for a great long while...i can really see tommy boy on the unemployment line asking for a handout. who fucking cares? now, let's try to get rid of jessica simpson, jessica alba, ashlee simpson, and the rest of today's "leading ladies" (including that whore paris hilton, "the human twig" nicole richie, and every so-called bleach-blonde"actress" pimped out on the mtv.
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*This story originated from an AP article found on the CNN website, entertainment section. The link is above.
**This story originated from an AP article found on the CNN website, law section. The link is above.
***Some information was taken from the Seattle Mariners official team website and other information was taken from imdb.com linked above.
****Information from this story was taken from the imdb.com website. The link is above.
we here at the edge have a lot of respect and admiration for ANY star that comes clean and does this for fans. they really don't have to, they're rich and really don't have the time to deal with us peasents. but when people like grohl and foo's mean what they and give back to the fans like this in a big way, it brings smiles all around. unlike that fucking moron brad pitt who was interviewed in new orleans in front of torn down houses talking about his new kids. fuck you, brad pitt, you vain, insensitive motherfucker.
**two...kenneth starr (yeah, that whitewater guy) filed a petition to bring an alaska free speech case before the us supreme court. in march the 9th circuit court of appeals sided with a fomer high school student when he held up a sign that read "bong hits 4 jesus" at an Olympic torch relay event. the principal for juneau-douglas high school in juneau, alaska (juneau, because i sure don't...hahahahaha) then suspended joseph frederick "for violating the school's policy of promoting illegal substances at a school-sanctioned event." the appeals court ruled the principal at the time, deborah morse, did violate frederick's free speech.
this even, by the way, wasn't even on school grounds. how dare this fasicst in school administraive garb suspend this guy for making a sign. fuck school administrators and i hope you and every bitch like you dies a horrible death.
***three...the seattle mariners are not going to the playoffs (again) this season. they are 14 game out of first place, 7 games below .500, and a great pitcher traded (Jamie Moyer), this team really, really sucks. not to mention, in 2004 mariners' gm bill bavasi decided to hire david lander as a talent scout. who's david lander you ask? it's fucking squiggy from the "laverne and shirley" television show. don't believe me? check out his bio on imdb.com
four...just a passing A-D-D moment, but don't you hate it when you spend most of your life getting a degree of some type for a specific thing and you find a lack of jobs in your field?
****five...according to imdb.com, tom cruise was alledgedly dropped from paramount for making comment regarding brooke shields' use of post-nadal anti-depressants. you know something? who in the fuck cares whether or not tom cruise will ever make another movie again? he won't be hurting for money for a great long while...i can really see tommy boy on the unemployment line asking for a handout. who fucking cares? now, let's try to get rid of jessica simpson, jessica alba, ashlee simpson, and the rest of today's "leading ladies" (including that whore paris hilton, "the human twig" nicole richie, and every so-called bleach-blonde"actress" pimped out on the mtv.
--i'm done; stick a fork in me--
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*This story originated from an AP article found on the CNN website, entertainment section. The link is above.
**This story originated from an AP article found on the CNN website, law section. The link is above.
***Some information was taken from the Seattle Mariners official team website and other information was taken from imdb.com linked above.
****Information from this story was taken from the imdb.com website. The link is above.
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