Blog Number Twelve: Sexiest Woman Alive (U.K. style) and Kaavya Viswanathan
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Before we get to the topics, a word on blog number eleven. The email box has been over filled with people asking if we are sure the pic of Cindy Margolis is that of Cindy Margolis and not of the patron saint of The Razor's Edge blog, Jenna Jameson.
Cindy is the blonde wearing a blue dress soon to
be naked in Playboy, and Jenna is the blonde wearing close to nothing and has been naked in many times.
The two, I admit, do look the same in many ways:
Blonde hair, big breasts, definite MILF (or soon to be in the case of Jenna) qualities.
We, as men, always wonder what it would be like to bang the hell out of Cindy.
Quote Of The Day
---Bug Selig on Barry Bonds' breaking of Babe Ruth's 714 career homeruns.
Bonds has 711 HR's.
Hank Aaron, arguably the best pure hitter ever in baseball has 755 HR's for his career.
Before we get to the topics, a word on blog number eleven. The email box has been over filled with people asking if we are sure the pic of Cindy Margolis is that of Cindy Margolis and not of the patron saint of The Razor's Edge blog, Jenna Jameson.
Cindy is the blonde wearing a blue dress soon to
be naked in Playboy, and Jenna is the blonde wearing close to nothing and has been naked in many times.The two, I admit, do look the same in many ways:
Blonde hair, big breasts, definite MILF (or soon to be in the case of Jenna) qualities.
We, as men, always wonder what it would be like to bang the hell out of Cindy.
We, as men, already know what it would be like to bang the hell out of Jenna.
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We here at the Edge love a beautiful, sexy woman. We love to touch, caress, make to a sexy woman. We like it even more when magazines tell us which actresses, models, and female "sport" stars are sexy. The British version of FHM released the sexiest women alive edition with the British public voting on the selections.
The winner was, as no real big surprise, Brit-born Keira Knightley. The uber-hot 21-year-old beat out model Keeley Hazel and "Matchpoint" star Scarlett Johansson.
Purported to be based on two million votes, the poll showed Kelly Brook slip from last year's first place spot to forth and, my formerly personal fave, Angelina Jolie at fifth place. The rest of the poll is on the FHM website.
Why, our two or three loyal readers are asking, would the crew even give a damn about this subjective poll of beauty. I mean, really, how fucking shallow can men be? ALL men care about hot women, even gay men. Gay men care about hot women? Are you insane? No, not really, You see, without straight women gay men would have nothing to gossip on. Straight men need hot women to masturbate to, have sex with, and fantasize about. Other women need hot women to gossip about and be jealous about.
So, the long and the short of it is, congratulations Keira on being the mastabatory, gossiping, jealous fantasies of us all. Maybe Scarlett Johansson and her enormous, luscious breasts and be number one next year.
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From hot chicks to a stupid bitch, no one knew who Kaavya Viswanathan was until a few days ago.
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We here at the Edge love a beautiful, sexy woman. We love to touch, caress, make to a sexy woman. We like it even more when magazines tell us which actresses, models, and female "sport" stars are sexy. The British version of FHM released the sexiest women alive edition with the British public voting on the selections.
The winner was, as no real big surprise, Brit-born Keira Knightley. The uber-hot 21-year-old beat out model Keeley Hazel and "Matchpoint" star Scarlett Johansson.
Purported to be based on two million votes, the poll showed Kelly Brook slip from last year's first place spot to forth and, my formerly personal fave, Angelina Jolie at fifth place. The rest of the poll is on the FHM website.
Why, our two or three loyal readers are asking, would the crew even give a damn about this subjective poll of beauty. I mean, really, how fucking shallow can men be? ALL men care about hot women, even gay men. Gay men care about hot women? Are you insane? No, not really, You see, without straight women gay men would have nothing to gossip on. Straight men need hot women to masturbate to, have sex with, and fantasize about. Other women need hot women to gossip about and be jealous about.
So, the long and the short of it is, congratulations Keira on being the mastabatory, gossiping, jealous fantasies of us all. Maybe Scarlett Johansson and her enormous, luscious breasts and be number one next year.
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From hot chicks to a stupid bitch, no one knew who Kaavya Viswanathan was until a few days ago.
The 19-year-old Harvard sophomore has admittedly "borrowed" material for a book she wrote. In other words, Ms. Viswanathan plagerized 
material to further her career as an author.
In an AP article on Yahoo! News, Viswanathan said, "When I sat down to write my novel, my only intention was to tell the story of (the lead character)...I was so surprised and horrified when I found these similarities."
You were so surprised to STEAL someone else's work just so you could further your career?
material to further her career as an author.In an AP article on Yahoo! News, Viswanathan said, "When I sat down to write my novel, my only intention was to tell the story of (the lead character)...I was so surprised and horrified when I found these similarities."
You were so surprised to STEAL someone else's work just so you could further your career?
You make me sick you stupid bitch!
How dare you make true struggling authors, who toil over hours and hours of research, endless amounts of late nights of creative brainstorming only to crumple up those pieces of paper and throw them into the wastepaper basket, look like complete idiots.
You should be unmercilessly flogged and beaten with all the manuscipts of truly creative, unplagerized work that have been overlooked or tossed aside by readers at publishing companies.
We here at the Edge lump you into the same category of cheater as San Francisco Giant Barry Bonds and Olympian Ben Johnson. These were men who purposely circumvented the system in order to become the best in their sport through surreptitious means. You tried to circumvent the system through surreptitious by stealing someone else's work to make your "work" greater. You cheated, Kaavya, and you should be punished.
We here at the Edge call on publishing company Little, Brown and Company, who signed this bitch to a six-figure deal, to fire her for gross incompetence. Notifying "retail and wholesale outlets to stop selling copies of the book, and returning unsold copies to the publisher" isn't enough.
Teach her a lesson and kick her plagerizing ass out the door.
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*AP National Writer HILLEL ITALIE originally wrote the story about Kaavya Viswanathan. The story is linked above and can be found on the Yahoo! News website.
We here at the Edge lump you into the same category of cheater as San Francisco Giant Barry Bonds and Olympian Ben Johnson. These were men who purposely circumvented the system in order to become the best in their sport through surreptitious means. You tried to circumvent the system through surreptitious by stealing someone else's work to make your "work" greater. You cheated, Kaavya, and you should be punished.
We here at the Edge call on publishing company Little, Brown and Company, who signed this bitch to a six-figure deal, to fire her for gross incompetence. Notifying "retail and wholesale outlets to stop selling copies of the book, and returning unsold copies to the publisher" isn't enough.
Teach her a lesson and kick her plagerizing ass out the door.
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*AP National Writer HILLEL ITALIE originally wrote the story about Kaavya Viswanathan. The story is linked above and can be found on the Yahoo! News website.
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