Blog Number Ten: New Segment and The Indestructible Tiger Woods
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Just in the last 24 hours, we here at the Edge have received a lot of great input either through email or via the special secret Batphone (if you're special, you get the secret 10 digits to the Razor line) on the contest I posted in the last blog. As a matter of reference, yes you will be eliminated from the contest and, if the crack staff finds the website that was ripped off, the staff will contact that site with the offenders' contact information. We here at the Edge HATE plagiarism. As said in the last blog, plagiarism is stealing and we here at the Edge hate a cheater (Die, Barry Bonds, Die).
The staff on crack has come up with a new segment on the blog. What originality and creativity when in the decision-making process (they used a fucking dartboard!) So, the unveiling of the quote of the day. The quote could be from ANY segment of life: politics, sport, movies, music, porn, anything. I do, however, agree this inagual edition of the quote of the day is definitely fitting.
Just in the last 24 hours, we here at the Edge have received a lot of great input either through email or via the special secret Batphone (if you're special, you get the secret 10 digits to the Razor line) on the contest I posted in the last blog. As a matter of reference, yes you will be eliminated from the contest and, if the crack staff finds the website that was ripped off, the staff will contact that site with the offenders' contact information. We here at the Edge HATE plagiarism. As said in the last blog, plagiarism is stealing and we here at the Edge hate a cheater (Die, Barry Bonds, Die).
The staff on crack has come up with a new segment on the blog. What originality and creativity when in the decision-making process (they used a fucking dartboard!) So, the unveiling of the quote of the day. The quote could be from ANY segment of life: politics, sport, movies, music, porn, anything. I do, however, agree this inagual edition of the quote of the day is definitely fitting.
Quote Of The Day
I don’t know what you heard about be
But a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see
That I’m a motherfucking P-I-M-P
---50 Cent
“P-I-M-P”
Get Rich Or Die Tryin’
I don’t know what you heard about be
But a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see
That I’m a motherfucking P-I-M-P
---50 Cent
“P-I-M-P”
Get Rich Or Die Tryin’
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Now on to the topic at hand:
Is Tiger Woods, arguably the best golfer in the history of the sport of golf, indestructible? Woods has taken over commercials, videos games, philanthropy, of course the sport of golf, and now racecar driving and bungee diving.
According to a foxsports.com story, Woods and his caddy Steve Williams made a 440 feet bungee jump off a cable car in New Zealand. The free fall is a dizzying 8.5 seconds.
What can't Tiger do? NFL Football? Pro wrestling? Pornography?
I bow to you, Oh God of everything!
Tiger Woods IS the second coming.
For it is written, thou shall it be done.
posted by JohnnyMac at 2:52 PM
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