24 March 2006

Blog Number Two: You Know The World Is Ending When...

The new website should be up in two or three weeks (meaning probably a month). Bios of the guilty parties, podcasts, and other cool shit you can't find here.

Now to the topic at hand:

You know when the world is ending when:

*1. A porn star makes good wine.

Savanna Samson, star of such pornography classics as 'The Massuse' and the current remake of 'The Devil and Miss Jones,' is now a grade A winemaker-ess. According to Reuters, Samson received a score of 90 to 91 out of 100 from New York wine critic Robert Parker.

"I never wanted to just do gimmick," Samson, whose real name is Natalie Oliveros, said in an interview with reporter Daniel Trotta. "That would just happen with me being a porn star, me having a photographer shoot the label, how risque could I get on the label -- all those things."

She never wanted to do it for a gimmick just like she didn't mean to let down her family and friends when she started to be a paid whore.

*2. An American court of law drops the charges of a pedophile based on gender.

All charges against Debra Lafave, the woman
previously sentenced in Florida to three years
of house arrest and seven years of probation for
having sex with a 14-year-old male middle school student. In a story from CNN.com, LaFave was quoted as saying this following statement after apologizing to the boy and his family:

'"I am a strong Christian woman," she said. "I believe that God has a path for me, and this was just a bump in the road."'

This is a strong Christian woman who screwed a 14-year-old boy in the backseat of a truck while his friend droved the truck around. This chick is the epitome of evil and, because she is a woman, she was allowed to duck prison. A man in her position, would be vilifed by thepress and have the book thrown at him. I hope, when Ms. LaFave reaches Hell, the dark lord Satan uses her ass a place to put his pitchfork...many times over.

*Bits of the first and second parts to this blog were taken from the websites linked above.

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