19 April 2006

Blog Number Seven: Father Jonathan Morris, Seattle Sonics, and Fun With Listen Feedback

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Break up the crew, this is the third blog within four days. Goddamn we're on point; our staff on crack have devised an iron clad plan to get our truth out to the masses. And as soon as someone tells me what the fuck that sure-fire plan is, then I'll be the first one to tell you, our viewing public.

Someone named 'Georgia Writer' send this comment about blog number six :

"You rock! Just stumbled upon your blog and I will definitely be back!"

And just because you're such a neato chick, a link to your blog has been added to my site. The staff appreciates your sentiments; any nude photos would be greatly appreciated. :)

'The Mistress of Rock' send these comments regarding blog number five down the pipe, sort of speak:

"Okay--as far as the cheerleader thing goes, if people would freakin' treat cheerleaders as athletes, then these issues wouldn't exist."

HUH? Cheerleaders as athletes? Are you stealing from the staff's stash? Let me put this in the most simplistic of terms:

THESE BITCHES ARE EYE CANDY!
To even suggest a "spirit squad" deserves the same treatment as the TRUE athletes on the field, diamond, or the court is ridiculous. That is like saying strippers are exotic dancers. WRONG! Those single moms are there to get my dick hard for 20 bucks. The cheerleaders are there just in case I get sick of watching grown men beat the hell out of each other in the field of battle. End of story.
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Now on the topics at hand:
Father Johnathan Morris, a regular blogger on foxnews.com, wrote a blog discussing the victim of the Duke University gangrape. The crux of his argument is this (I will not bore you with the entire thing, because this son-of-a-bitch sickens me), because this stripper is a stripper she deserved what she got.
I, Johnathan McCaurthur, have said some pretty fucked up things in the past. I still believe rape victims should have their names printed in the newspaper because it's part of the police report. Secondly, I feel it is only just for kids who are molested to have their day on the stand to recall what happened to them so others might not have to.
But never, and I mean NEVER, should, would, or could ever justify saying a woman, being a prostitute, stripper, or other type of sex worker, deserves getting gangraped, beaten, or killed by their johns/customers.
This bullshit coming from the mouth of a supposted "man-of-the-cloth?" I question the religious morality and everyday ethics of this fly-by-night, hack of a priest. Jesus Christ, Father Morris, taught forgiveness, equality, and understanding for all. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A HYPOCRITE, SIR! HAVE FUN IN HELL!
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*The NBA's worst team, the Seattle Supersonics, are threatening to leave the Emerald City,becausee, in the team's view, Key Arena is not up to their liking. The owners of the Sonics wants the greatest mayor of any city in the United States (sarcasm), Greg Nickles, and his staff on crack could possibly "back a $220 million KeyArena expansion. If not, the team, which started playing in Seattle in 1967, may leave."
As we all know here in the great Pacific Northwest, the Seahawks and the Mariners got similar deals in the past. Why not give the Sonics (admittedly they have been struggling) the same deal? Look what it has done for the SODO (south of the dome) region; it revitalized and brought new business to Seattle. As well, if the Sonics leave the fair city, jobs would be lost and it's not something Seattle could afford to lose.
I am not a big fan of basketball. But if thegovernmentall jackoffs get their heads out of their asses, we might see the Sonics see another NBA Finals return ala the Seahawks and the Superbowl (thanks to the referees for fucking that up for us by the way).
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*Jim Brunner and Bob Young of the Seattle Times wrote the original story; it can be found on the Seattle Times website linked above.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I, Johnathan McCaurthur, have said some pretty fucked up things in the past."

Yes..yes you have. Glad to see you're not only embracing that, but squeezing the living hell out of it too. :)

~ The Mistress of Rock

PS: Thanks for taking my comment out of context and making a joke out of it. :P Of course Cheerleaders are eye candy, but they can be athletes too! Example: Pro Beach volleyball players, tennis pros, etc. Just because they are athletes doesn't exempt them from being drool fodder.

So there.

Wed Apr 19, 02:35:00 PM 2006  
Blogger Georgia Writer said...

Thanks for the compliments :) I wouldn't describe things you've said as "fucked up"...more like you say everything we're all thinking.

Thu Apr 20, 10:11:00 AM 2006  

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