Blog Number Eleven: Cindy Margolis and Ricky Williams

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Quote of the Day

"You white people astonish me. I turn on the Discovery Channel; you will go to any goddamn place in the world just to fuck with crazy animals. You will go to the fucking Congo, you will go to goddamn Peru, you will go to fucking Brazil and the Amazon. You will go to anywhere to find a fucking animal to play with it. But you won't go to Oakland because a nigger might shoot you."

---Carlos Mencia

"Unmerciful"

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Now on to the topics at hand:

The beautiful Cindy Margolis has been doing the whole internet downloading hot pics thing for a number of years now. In fact, she is known as the "most downloaded woman" on the Internet.

Now 40 years of age and has three kids, Cindy has decided to pose nude for Playboy.

I can speak for the crew when I say I have NO problem with any female showing their unclothed form in the pages of the classiest magazine in the all the land. This magazine has revolutionized a lifestyle of the rich and famous for over 30 years.

With that being said, even at the age of 40, I feel Cindy's looks has stood the test of time. However, there is an expiration date with women. The older a woman gets, the more her stock goes down. With men, their stock rises with age. Younger girls find older men attractive, and older men find younger girls attractive just for the simple fact these younger girls want to do freakier things whilst in the throws of passion.

Margolis' charge toward this first-time ever nude posing thing is a call for women over the age of 40 to unite, or whatever the hell she believes. In an article by AP posted on Yahoo! News, she said, "Thank goodness for 'Desperate Housewives.' You're not dead just because you are married and have children."

At 40, yes, I admit, she is still a hot piece of ass. However, if I start seeing a "Women over 40" issue of Playboy because of this moronic, feminist rallying cry, I am canceling my subscription.

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In an event that has shocked the sport of football (sarcasm), running back Ricky Williams of the Miami Dolphins has been suspended for the 2006 NFL season. He tested positive for marijuana in December and previously tested positive for the leafy green stuff three times.

"I'm disappointed with the decision but I respect it," Williams said in a statement isued through the Dolphins. "I'm proud of my association with the National Football League and look forward to returning to the Dolphins in 2007."

An extremely talented and versatile back, Williams is A FUCKING IDIOT! He is wasting his God-given talent over the herb!

We here at the Edge like Mary Jane...we admit that fully. In fact, we also advocate the legalization of marijuana. However, we asks one simple question of Williams:

Hey Ricky, why waste your life on the Buhdda when you have the talent to be the best running back in the history of football? Shouldn't you be more concerned with being among great running backs of the past like Jim Brown and OJ Simpson rather than being among great stoners of the past like Cheech and Chong?