Blog Number Eighteen: The New Site, World Cup 2006, Racism, and An Open Letter to Ben Roethlisberger

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Our loyal readers, all three of you, are probably wondering "What the fuck is up with the website Johnny Mac has been blubbering on and on about for weeks now?" The site IS being built; HOWEVER, from now on, the new web addy is http://razorcast.net. Until the site is done, this blog will be in its place as an appetizer, or as some of you fucking sickos might want to call it, foreplay. Stay tuned for the site.

Quote Of The Day

"We'll show you not to come and rob white boys."

--"Fat Nick"Minucci; convicted of second-degree assault as a hate crime as he beat Glenn Moore, a black man, with a baseball bat fracturing his skull. Minucci also hurled around the "N-word" as he relentlessly beat Moore.

Before we get to the topics at hand, as the mighty staff on crack is writing this blog, the United States soccer team is losing in the World Cup 3-nil to the Czech Republic.

AND WHO IN THE FUCK CARES!!!!!

No one in the Northern Americas (that means Canada and the US) gives a fuck about soccer. If you're a man and you like soccer, you're either gay, a pussy, or you actually play it. If you're a woman and like soccer, you're wanting a soccer stud (I use that term loosely) to impregnate you to get your girlfriends jealous. For 20 or so years, all that is pushed down our throats as Americans is the greatness of this game called football in the rest of the planet. Two soccer leagues, including one all-female league, have financially died because of lack of enthusiasm from the "throngs of American fans." Where are you American fans who like soccer? That's right, you're just illegal aliens from Mexico wanting amnesty for breaking the law.

Fuck you and your soccer.

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And now for the topics at hand:

The staff here at the Edge didn't want this next topic discussed, in fact one member wanted to quit because of what is about to be discussed. In any event, because we are the epitome of the First Amendment here at the edge and exclusively on razorcast.net (got to say that more often, like the sound of it), what is about to be said must be said and that's it. If you agree or disagree, feel free to email razorsedgeblog@gmail.com.

When I was younger (middle-school age or so), I was a mixed-up kid going through some real rough times. Because I didn't understand the beauty and splendor of diversity, I liked to say words like "Nigger" and "Spic" and "Chink" and "Coon". When high school rolled around, I remained angry, and later, got to encapsulate everything that the X Generation stood for...an understanding and appreciation of true anarchy, disillusionment of religion, and the maintenance of a lifestyle of decadence. With those tenants, unfortunately, came a deep-seething resentment for all those non-white.

After getting beat up by the school bullies for what it seemed an eternity, a kid in my class, who happened to be black, remined me to "Stop playing the victim." I've lived by that creed for many years now and, quite frankly, so has the rest of the staff of the Edge.

Racism is a sickness that is spawned from a virus called ignorance. Ignorance comes from not knowing or know wanting to know therefore one hates. If one continues this vicious circle of hate, then one loses self and then one becomes nothing.

Without philosophizing, all people who are racist or those who develop racist/homophobic tendencies should be hind; drawn and quartered; disembowelled with an ice cold tuning fork; and/or forced to be chained in a room, secured to a cross, and forced to listen to the library of David Hasslehoff records until the racists' brains seep through the ears and unto to the floor.

I have no time nor tolerance for ANYONE who hates another human alive or dead based on creed, color, sexual origin, religion, gender, or ethnicity.

Fuck you and your ignorance. Have fun in Hell.

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*Dear Ben Roethlisberger,

Thank you very much for being a World-class jackoff today (Monday the 12th of June 2006). Thank you for almost dying after you crashed your motorcycle in Pittsburgh. Thank you for disliking wearing protective riding helmets so much that, when you crashed your bike, you weren't wearing a helmet. Thank you for not heeding the most overrated Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback in the history of the organization, Terry Bradshaw, when he said after visiting the Steelers' training camp last summer, "Ride it when you retire." Karma is a real bitch, isn't you fucking asshole?

Good luck reaching that 25th birthday

Sincerely,

Johnny Mac

12th Man for the uncrowned World Champion Seattle Seahawks

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*Parts of this segment was taken from an AP article written by Joe Mandak, Associated Press Writer. The story can be found on the Yahoo! News website.