Blog Number Twenty-Three: New Year's Resolutions and Random Thoughts

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Before we get to the topics at hand, WE'RE FUCKING BACK BITCHES!!!! After an extremely LONG holiday hiatus, The Razor's Edge is back with a whole new blog.

It is now 2007, and The Razor's Edge has many surprises in the New Year for you two or three readers of this bastard blog on the interweb. Yes, the full version of the website is on the agenda, as well as the audio podcast version of this here blog (no, seriously). Stay tuned for all the new changes and, as always, feel free to suggest anything by emailing us at the addy above.

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Quote of the Day
"You can say a lot of things about Sony but stupid isn't one of them. Well, most of the time anyway. There is no way that Sony can ignore the boost that porn can give the Blu-ray format."
-Martin Lynch of IDG news service speaking about Sony's refusal of disc replicators to make porn DVD's in the Blu-Ray format.

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Normally around this time of the year, we here at the Edge prefer to nurse our big time New Year's hangovers and ready ourselves for the SuperBowl drinking fest in February. However, since this is the first time we've had the chance to really think about New Year's Resolutions, or even contemplate their significance on society in general, we here at the Edge have, at least, come up with one theory: New Year's Resolutions fucking suck! What the hell is the point of making fake promises to yourself,
or anyone else for that matter, you'll never keep.

But, alas, we have though about a few that might be accomplished by our crack staff this year (hey man, stranger things have happened):

1. a new website with easy navigation and seemless, quick download for those still stuck in the 80's using dial-up or, even worse, DSL

2. a podcast accompaniment for this blog
3. actually making 1 and 2 happen because we (i mean i) have promised it for so damn long
4. more of the pics you love and desire courtesy of our favorites like maxim, fhm and fhmus, stuff, gq uk, and others.

Any suggestions to our "list" of New Year's Resolutions? Send an
email to to addy above.

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so, without further ado...from omegaman's bs ranch in farmington, new mexico, we bring to you:

--random thoughts--

*one...according to msnbc.com, james waller was set free after serving a 12-year sentence of rape of a minor. a judge in the great state of texas (sarcasm) found that using DNA tests against the DNA samples in the original trial did not match the DNA of waller, and therefore the judge ruled waller must be set free. waller, released earlier this week, was the 12th person exonerated of his crimes using this new DNA test in dallas county.

am i the only person in this world that still believes texas produces only CERTAIN kinds of people: those most likely to get arrested for cooking meth, fucking their family members, or stealing white sheets from the shopping mall because their too poor to buy KKK outfits from their local racistssrus store? texas justice is comprised of rich, white judges trying to incarcerate as many black men as possible so these judges can rape and and slaughter as many proud black women before more black boys and girls are born to help change this racist society we still live in.

two...van halen, rem, and grandmaster flash and the furious five will be inducted to the rock and roll hall of fame 12 march. no witty thing to say here...three great, pioneering forces in music from three different genres will be honored for their achievements in music.

three...spain has rejected a colombian woman's application for citizenship friday (19 jan) because of her first name. spanish law prohibits any person citizenship to its fine country if that person has a name in which might subject the person to ridicule or whose name does not fully clarify gender. it was suggested by the spanish publish registry that darling velez, 33, choose the name of a saint. velez, quoted in a reuters article, said about the rejection, "my name is part of my personality. if they force me to change it, i'll change it to a basque name and see what they say then."

first and foremost, a plea to all parents of the world: STOP CALLING YOUR FUCKING KIDS SUNSHINE AND MOONBEAM AND LEXUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU BITCHES CALL YOUR LITTLE CRUMB CRUNCHERS!!!!

see what happens when your own egoism gets the better of you?

second, a plea to this "darling" chick: if you really want to move to el espana, CHANGE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NAME YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

--i'm done; stick a fork in me--

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